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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:53

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

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Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”